Please don’t ask me deep questions in the morning mom 😭
All Daughters can relate😝
Price of chicken breast
You're the best
Secret weapon in Mario Kart
No one is taking this ultra rare He’ll rip a new pack and I’ll read a new chapter 👯 but that watch-flashlight can leave and never come back #nerdhusband
Talking to your kids at dinner time
Date night January 30th
POV: Your wife is sitting with the kids in the living room, explaining the importance of patience and the courage to say sorry.
Please go on a date with me
Seminary Joke of the day
It's only a spider
You bought a stolen car?
Fun fails
Bro he needs to work on his general knowledge😭
Sen John Kennedy was born to be a comedian 🤣
“From day one, she had her doubts 😅🐾 Pretty sure she was stressed when you got this job 😂😂”